English Test

Tomorrow, which is the second day of PMR, or maybe you could put it this way, hell......, we 3rd formers will be sitting for our English and Science test papers. So..................
Good Luck.

Just remember this, anything they ask you to make it plural, just add an -en at the tail and I can prove that.............. Oxen for ox, Boxen for box, Musseeeeennnn for muse, appleen for apple, Toothen for tooth. All of the above is incorrect, ummmmmmmmmmm except for the first one.
O yea! My english is gonna soar with this secret weapon, yea................by adding -en at the back a word.
First of all, try and speak with me, I teach you how to speak Engrojaklish.
' I is male. You am stupiak, and 1 plusen( woooohooooo -en, ya' go girl........ummmm, i mean word, ummmmmmm forget bout' it.) 1 equal tree. No,........... treeen. I speak an god English, we is guiness( the beer =.=", not the intelligent one.).'

And tips on writing a good essay...........
" In an glorious morning, I saws a musseen on top of an park. People is hue man, died hue man, many much died hue man. I are peeing on me wearunder, scared to died cause why have there so much died hue man??? I also want to died hue man."
This kind of essay, no need read, straight give perfect score, cannot be more perfect adeee, this is truly a masterpiece. Human to hue man, not only got extra words to fill in the sheet, this kind of word is totally guiness............